George Norry and Art Bell will be so disappointed.
The day that the earth’s magnetic poles flip will be the day that 0bama is impeached and removed from office.
MORE PROOF of Global Warming!
When it does it will happen because of globull warming.
Dang it! It figures, I just took delivery on that shipment of compasses with the North and South reversed, I was gonna make a killin, a killin I tell ya!
It doesn’t go away, it simply changes polarity.
It’s happened many, many times in the past.
All we have to do is put a tax on it and the problem will go away.
Whew! I was worried about that.
In order to stop the pole flip, we need to build giant electro-magnets and mount them on extremely tall towers at evenly spaced out locations on the planet’s surface.
Sure it will involve a lot of money, but isn’t your life, the lives of your children , worth it ?
I am opening a fund for magnet credits. We need your support to solve this pending problem. If we don’t, rivers will flow backwards and all electronic devices will have to be re-wired in reverse. We cannot just keep kicking the can down the road on this, like they want us to do with global warming (or cooling, or like whatever...man).
Donate now to the fund before we pass laws taking it from you in the form of taxes. Feel good about what you are doing to save the world, and making it so I can buy a superyacht.
We've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
>> The findings show that even though the magnetic field is dropping fast...
Geeks have long struggled with estimating the velocity of a fast chick.
Don’t believe it.
The so-called logic in this article is beyond stupid.
Maybe if we create a new multi-billion dollar tax we can stop this from happening...
I worry that the earth might stop spinning and we’ll all float out into space........