Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

nymag.com/ ^ | 11/26/15 | By Joe Coscarelli

[exnavy]

Reminds me of, me! I’ll vote for him, I am the smartest person I know.

[Suz in AZ]

Awesome! Giving hope to parents of smelly teens everywhere.

[Blood of Tyrants]

He has sealed his records to hide his status as a foreign student.

[GreyFriar]

And he also farts and belches, unlike our ‘blessed leader from behind’

[A_Former_Democrat]

Yeah, really....where was that endoscopic examination of the Fraud of 2008?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Show me a male “roommate” who isn’t “smelly and terrible” and I’ll show you a homosexual, commie lib DemocRAT girlyman.

[Caipirabob]

Joe Coscarelli:

Ted Cruz in College:

I'm thinking "Stinky Joe" loses on this round.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

It is isn’t it, they just sink deeper and deeper into this strange childlike name calling. It’s pretty bizarre and it makes me wonder if there is a real kind of mental disturbance/imbalance going on there. I think this will be their undoing because I can’t see how the rest of the country can take this for a year. Trump and Cruz will continue to speak of solid solutions to the countries problems and the lefts rebuttal is to call them racist, Hitler and smelly? Is ‘doo doo face’ next? LOL!

[SharpRightTurn]

“And 0bama was...????”

A lazy, shiftless, intellectually pedestrian, bitter clinger leftist, unproductive, druggie/bath house maven.

For starters.

[House Atreides]

Ridiculous FICTION from a professional writer of fiction (and bad fiction at that —the screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III) trying to attract attention to himself and ingratiate himself to the leftist Hollywood glitterati.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

In the land of the Liberal, with their natural unwashed body odors, conservatives stink of soap, shampoo, deodorant and mouthwash.

[skeeter]

Looking at those pictures, which of those two would you expect to smell?

[catfish1957]

Did anyone else read this idiots tweet's on this stupid article?

He states he super glued Cruzes snooze button. And he claims Cruz was the bad room mate?

[Aevery_Freeman]

This by the "screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III."

So, when a movie franchise is kaput and they need to drive a stake through its heart, he's your guy.

[blueunicorn6]

This comes from the New York magazine.

They think a wino relieving himself in the alley is art.

“Oh look, Brian! He’s turning around and squatting and dropping his pants! Call the Feature Editor and get a photographer!”

[neocon1984]

I think this is tongue-in-cheek.

I could not stand my freshman roommate, but I am hard pressed to recall why he annoyed me so.

[BlueCat]

Really? This is what you need to tell us NY Rag? Really?
Pathetic. Wasted time and paper.

[Darteaus94025]

And what did those perfumed princes preferred by the vocal, but cowardly, princesses amount to?

[annieokie]

OMG, this is just STUPID. Stink? well talk about Stink we have to go back to hippies, yippies, occupiers and about 1/2 of boys/males in College. That is just what boys do, they hate showers and bathes and really do like to stink. Ask any mom.....ROFL.

It's a boy thing, no problem we just shut their bedroom door and never wash their clothes. That's they way uh huh, uh huh, they like it, they like it.

GO Cruz.

[catfish1957]

So, when a movie franchise is kaput and they need to drive a stake through its heart, he's your guy.

Wonder if his title on his resume' states his position as Movie Franchise Mop Up Butt Boy?