Is this the greatest man-cave ever?

Daily Mail ^ | 11/24/15 | Euan McLelland

[Kartographer]

An expecting father has ensured he will suffer no sleepless nights when his pregnant girlfriend gives birth - by building a bunker 10ft under his back garden which is capable of surviving the apocalypse.

Former plumber Colin Furze, 36, says he has dreamt of having his own secret lair since he was a child.

So he spent two months building the 16ft x 20ft man cave underneath the garden of his modest semi-detached house in Stamford, Lincolnshire.

[uglybiker]

Where’s the commode?

[gr8eman]

Won’t be complete without a pinball machine

[kjam22]

There you go.... that’s getting better

[TomGuy]

No worries, Colin. We won’t tell anyone — but the whole world — that there is a secret trapdoor underneath the rugs.

Mum’s the word.

You’re secret is safe.

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Be sure you have a lot of video DVDs, as the TV reception may be the pitts in the apocalypse.

[Farmer Dean]

An ejector bed?That raises the 4F theory of interpersonal relationship to a new level.

[DBrow]

“And the Zombies.......”

Triffids will move toward the sound of a generator, too.

[Pride in the USA]

Very impressive!

[Kartographer]

How about some nachos while we make you some sammiches?

[MinuteGal]

Bottom left.

Looks unisex.

Leni

[samiam1972]

The toilet is to the left of the drum set, opposite corner of the picture. Just right out there in the open. Lovely.

[SoothingDave]

Where’s the beer fridge?

England. The entire man cave doubles as a beer cellar.

[bajabaja]

He is a former plumber, now with a youtube and tv gig.

He makes weird stuff; this is only his latest.

He made a flatulance machine and aimed it at France (across the English Channel.)

[WKUHilltopper]

Hope its lined with lead...may need it.

[Bratch]

That’s not a man cave.

It’s a prison cell.

[TomGuy]

If you are locked away in your bunker and you suddenly see a big hairy spider, can anyone on the outside hear your scream?

[grobdriver]

If we are the only ones with lights on, we will attract all the have nots

That's what blackout curtains are for...
And a damn good muffler.

[DannyTN]

How does his girlfriend feel about him describing her pregnancy as “the coming apocalypse”?

[PLMerite]

England. No guns. Fail.

[JoeProBono]

[CSM]

I don’t think he understands the concept of “secret lair.”