Rumor: Disney May Be Retiring "Slave Leia" Merchandise For Good

gizmodo ^ | 11-3-2015 | James Whitbrook

[Citizen Zed]

[DaveyB]

Slave Leia is apparently not gay enough for Disney.

[wbill]

"Nooooooooooooooo!", cried thousands of sexually frustrated man-boys, from the depths of their parents' basements.

:-)

[albie]

Maybe a burka would be better? Will Tarzan keep his loin cloth or turn gay and go commando?

[CodeToad]

Disney will fag up Star Wars beyond its already ridiculous point.

[sphinx]

Goodness. We wouldn’t want Hollywood to be trafficking in sexually suggestive costuming ....

[max americana]

That's too bad. The Slave leia cosplayers at Comic Con were the hottest. ;)

[treetopsandroofs]

So will ebay be cancelling auctions in progress in anticipation of values tripling overnight?

I suppose the biggest question is, will muslims now buy more Star Wars junk?

Also, What will Shatner tweet about it?

[tet68]

Time to buy Slave Leia dolls if you can find them.

[SampleMan]

The solution is easy. Just make Jabba the Hutt a Muslim, then it all makes sense.

[katana]

The one time in her entire career Carrie Fisher was hot and they want to take that away from her. S’just not fair.

[gaijin]

Watch, Star Wars will be a huuuuge Afrocentric SJW gang-bang.

Thyre going to rape and RUIN it.

Luke will be gayer than Liberace, flapping his arms around, scoffing and rolling his eyes.

[wally_bert]

We keep saying that we will make it to ComicCon and might one year.

For a few years, DragonCon was every year and saw some good costumes. I got burned out on going though.

[Timber Rattler]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dfwgator]

Let's see Carrie's reaction.

[Drew68]

That's too bad. The Slave leia cosplayers at Comic Con were the hottest. ;)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away so was Carrie Fisher.

[dfwgator]

I preferred Princess Vespa.

[BeauBo]

“Watch, Star Wars will be a huuuuge Afrocentric SJW gang-bang.

They are going to rape and RUIN it.”

...and they must make Government the savior - not some hokey religion.

[treetopsandroofs]

“Let’s see Carrie’s reaction.”

Enjoyed her reaction on BBT, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ZrK36TKrE";

[HamiltonJay]

Just what we need, another Drewish Princess....