“Radium was infused into drinking water, baths, and even suppositories.”
Not sure whether I’d rather have the jock or the suppositorie.
Yeah.
BtD: "Yeah, Doc, pretty much the usual thing for a feller my age - loss of libido, gotta get up at night to pee..."
Doc: "Well, yer in luck, Drill! I got just the thing fer ya. Now drop 'em and bend over..."
BtD: "Whatinellizzat? Hold it a minute, would you turn down the lights? Yeah, I thought so, that thing is glowing in the dark!"
Doc: "Well, it's pure radium, Drill! Nothing but the best fer my patients."
BtD: "Uh, doesn't that stuff kill people?"
Doc: "It destroys tissue is all."
BtD: "But Doc, aren't people, you know, made of tissue?"
Doc: "Only technically. Now quite being a baby, Drill, death is only a side effect."