[Billthedrill]

Not sure whether I’d rather have the jock or the suppository.

Yeah.

BtD: "Yeah, Doc, pretty much the usual thing for a feller my age - loss of libido, gotta get up at night to pee..."
Doc: "Well, yer in luck, Drill! I got just the thing fer ya. Now drop 'em and bend over..."
BtD: "Whatinellizzat? Hold it a minute, would you turn down the lights? Yeah, I thought so, that thing is glowing in the dark!"
Doc: "Well, it's pure radium, Drill! Nothing but the best fer my patients."
BtD: "Uh, doesn't that stuff kill people?"
Doc: "It destroys tissue is all."
BtD: "But Doc, aren't people, you know, made of tissue?"
Doc: "Only technically. Now quite being a baby, Drill, death is only a side effect."

[Cowman]

So Ole goes to the doctor and the doctor asks how things are going with the relations department with Lene. “Things are great Doc. I've been taking Vigoro and I can do everything I did when I was 25 I really like taking that Vigoro.” The Doc replies,

“Ole, I think you mean Viagra not Vigoro. Viagra is a blood flow enhancer and Vigoro is a fertilizer for use on plants.

“OH, that would explain the berries then.”