[sport]

If post number 1 is yours, you obviously have not talked with Texas Gator or his cadre of merry men. According to them, motorcycle riders are the bane of the universe. Global warming is not even on the spectrum. The threat of and effect of nuclear war cannot hold a candle to the threat posed by one motorcycle rider. Let alone two or more. How the universe has survived with the roads full of them is one of the mysteries of all time. The Waco Police Department, to its credit has made a valiant effort to eradicate the world of this menace. And, given enough time, they are sure to do so. Their Sargent Swinton bravely, courageously, and great valor took part in eradicating the threat posed by the children and women of the Branch Davidians. No less can be expected of him when it comes to defending the galaxy from the threat posed by motorcycle riders.

In closing, you should speak with Texas Gator and his cohorts. you would then come away with a different perspective of the threat posed by motorcycle riders.

[ExyZ]

I didn’t write that. I’m just a pizza delivery guy, so says Gator.

Here’s who wrote it -

William Dulaney, a professor at the U.S. Air Force Air Command & Staff College, researches motorcycle outlaws and is a biker himself. His doctoral degree dissertation focused on the identity and culture of America’s outlaw motorcycle community. The views expressed are his own. Watch more as Lisa Ling goes inside the Mongols biker nation this Wednesday on CNN at 9 p.m. ET.

[Salamander]

Banes of the universe?

I thought we were all subhumans?