[I want the USA back]

Ha Ha Ha! I want to see how the media gets out of this.
When he first revealed that he was going to send his schmeckel to the organ bank, the media leaped on it and made him a celebrity. All the rags went wild. There was a TV show “Cait” in his honor.

There was no backing down. He couldn’t go back.

Now, that he’s no longer in the news, he can reveal his decision.

[BBell]

If this is true I have one thing to say:

I TOLD YOU SO

I have said from the beginning that Bruce is pulling a fast one on everyone and laughing all the way to the bank!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Bruce....seek help.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Gosh, do you mean that deep psychological problems cannot be magically cured by playing dress up? Who would have guessed?

[Secret Agent Man]

Perhaps we all just ignore whatever and tell it to just go away.

[beethovenfan]

“OK if we call ya Bruce then?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

[Jonty30]

This convinces me that it was all a sham. He was facing many years in prison and did not want to go to a male prison. Now that the prosecutor isn’t going to charge him, he can be a man again.

[MarvinStinson]

Is Michael Robinson (Michelle Obama) going to be next?

[uncitizen]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[the_daug]

will there be a Michelle Moore in the future?

[JoeProBono]

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[Kirkwood]

He just gets moody this time of the month.

[dynachrome]

Not much info out there. Seems a cross between onion and Nat’l Enquirer.

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[JohnBrowdie]

south park is going to erupt over this one.

[I cannot think of a name]

“and is in the process of asking everyone to call her Bruce again”

How about if I just call you nutjob - then I’ll always be correct!

[ChildOfThe60s]

[ZinGirl]

HERE'S MY SHOCKED FACE:

[Twinkie]

Being a woman is not all it’s cracked up to be. - There’s the upkeep, even if you keep it simple; there’s still
the upkeep. The uncomfortable clothes & shoes, did I say “clothes” (I meant BRAS! Ugh!) Ugh! Ugh! I never much
cottoned to the lacy clothes & high heels. Husband doesn’t
care much for fancy stuff; it costs too much. So, I go
comfortable. When I came home from church, I soon got into
my gown and a long sleeve shirt. I’m 69. I’m tired. Been
there; done that. - Bruce Jenner was a beautiful MAN. If he
wanted out of that Kardashian situation; he could just go.
All this gender stuff makes Twinkie tired. - Tired Twinkie :O/

[Texas Songwriter]

He came face-to-face with the brutal possibility of cutting of his member. This was pivotal moment which would sober up anyone contemplating such an irreversible, brutal event.

[Big Red Badger]

Perhaps”She” got a little uncomfortable while on a hot date?