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This guy was close to getting a Darwin Award.
1 posted on 09/29/2015 9:24:19 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Slings and Arrows

TOTALLY understandable unping.


2 posted on 09/29/2015 9:26:08 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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What did the spider ever do to him


3 posted on 09/29/2015 9:27:24 PM PDT by Chauncey Uppercrust (TRUMP/CRUZ 2016 OR BUST)
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“Earl, hold my beer and watch this.”


4 posted on 09/29/2015 9:29:17 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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Why did he do that? Was his flamethrower in the shop?


5 posted on 09/29/2015 9:30:57 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: rdl6989

This kind of thing happens all the time:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3181218/posts


6 posted on 09/29/2015 9:31:00 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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A man tried to kill a spider at a gas station using a lighter causing a dangerous fire.

Dangerous fire? So what says the arachnophobic.

If he killed the spider then it was a success.

7 posted on 09/29/2015 9:31:37 PM PDT by FreeReign
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How’s the spider?


9 posted on 09/29/2015 9:31:49 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Life is good.)
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11 posted on 09/29/2015 9:33:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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Everyone knows the best way is to use the lighter to light a spray of lysol - like a mini flame-thrower.


15 posted on 09/29/2015 10:13:38 PM PDT by PGR88
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Gee, that’s the first thing I would have thought of.... Light him up.... NOT!


19 posted on 09/29/2015 10:20:38 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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How do you get this stupid?


20 posted on 09/29/2015 10:22:06 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Night Gallery A Fear Of Spiders
22 posted on 09/29/2015 10:24:48 PM PDT by beaversmom
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Good grief... we give names to our predatory housemates.


23 posted on 09/29/2015 10:24:54 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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It only sounds stupid and excessive because there’s no indication in the report as to how big the spider was.


27 posted on 09/29/2015 10:33:00 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("It appears a Kenyan has infiltrated the lumber room")
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Reminds of the 1997 movie “Mousehunt”.


30 posted on 09/29/2015 10:37:23 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Hank: Well, I follow the moth in the helicopter to lure it away from the flowers, and then Roy comes along in the Lockheed Starfighter and attacks it with air-to-air missiles.

Roy: A lot of people have asked us why we don't use fly spray. Well, where's the sport in that?

36 posted on 09/29/2015 11:00:05 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Dumbass.

DANG!


38 posted on 09/29/2015 11:02:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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Idioto.


46 posted on 09/29/2015 11:14:55 PM PDT by onedoug
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53 posted on 09/29/2015 11:28:05 PM PDT by DemforBush (Ex-Democrat, and NOT for Jeb. Just so we're *perfectly* clear this time.)
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Using the benefit of hindsight, it probably wasn’t a good idea to light a flame while pumping gas.


54 posted on 09/29/2015 11:28:44 PM PDT by Ken H
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