Posted on 09/22/2015 8:49:14 AM PDT by wtd
SCENARIO
On Fri Sep 11 2015 Ahmed and his family (all 30 members living in the same house) were sitting around and Ahm said something to the effect that although his family (all of them including camels) figured he would get to ‘learn’ about his ‘new American friends because it was Sep 11 - Mo came home and said.
Pops, my new American friends were great today. NO ONE, not even a teacher looked at me or said anything remotely insensitive to me. THEY accepted me for ME, Ahmed.
Dad didn’t want to believe it so he said.
“Ahmed, sure as my name is Mohammed, those ‘bastardly’ classmates of yours want YOU and us DEAD..tell you what.
Go upstairs and get a wind up alarm clock, that old Flintstones lunch box and I will show you what your ‘friends’ are really like”
After pops took the clock apart and put it in the lunch box, he told Ahmed to take it to school, show it to that phony science teacher you are always praising and just see how long you can carry it.
Poor Ahmed was confused when the science teacher - dismissed him with a “that is nice BUT don’t show it around”.
But Ahm had been pushed to show it etc and make it a scene and at lunch called pops and said “I told you NO ONE would pay attention - they are good people”
Pops said “mess with it and get it ticking”.
Meanwhile pops had alerted CAIR and the lap dog press that something big was going to happen at the school.
Well, the box started ticking, the teacher really didn’t give a hoot who the ticking box belonged to, just got scared and left.
When the call was made to the Police, the lap dog press picked it up on scanner, alerted CAIR and whoever else
and ‘a legend was born’.
Meanwhile, a young White, American boy was forced to remove his sweat shirt (hoodie) because the ‘Gestapo’ heard he had an American Flag T shirt under his hoodie.
“With Liberty and Justice for ALL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can barely criticize the Muslims for thinking they are the ones favored over all others. They play us so easily!
And all they had to do was massacre 3000 Americans in broad daylight to make this happen.
Pure insanity.
All of these greedy and incompetent _sshats love to try and out uber-PC each other. It is so funny when the truth comes out...
Thanks for the post.
As 0bama would say, “you didn’t make that!”.
If Obama had a son...he’d be a clockmaker.
hey! I have that exact salami slicer
Perfect! Thanks.
This all one bug psy ops operation just like the Sandra Fluke war on women operation during the 2012 election.
Notice how this hoax bomb was planned and orchestrated along with the inquisition of all the conservative candidates about their views on moslems.
And we just found out that the Trump ‘muslim question guy’ is actually a left wing plant who did a similar thing before. This is all orchestrated! From now until the election, the media and rats will be rolling out these ‘memes’ every few weeks so the conservative candidates can be beaten endlessly with the PC stick.
“Paging Achmed the Clock boy. Please pick up the white house phone. A gentleman named Dunnam wants to offer you a job in show business.”
Jeff should definitely use that in his show here in Vegas. Probably a little too un-pc even for him.
I hope you are right. I know you are right about how things used to be, but with the dumbing down of America to make things “fair” and “equal” I don’t know. When I got my degree in accounting/finance, we had to actually learn and do the math. I have helped a few people with their business degrees, and they are just told what buttons to push on a calculator.
People are not educated to work in the real world where there is competition and things have to actually work. Then they wonder why some companies want to import skilled labor.
How proud they must be. Little Ahem actually took the guts out of a Radio Shack clock and placed them into a different box. Such genius! Such an incredible mind! They must be so proud of this technical marvel...
Breaking news: Ahmed has put a McDonald’s Big Mac inside of the same box that a Burger King Whopper come in! What a great time to be alive, to see such technological marvels unfold right in front of us.
My instinct tells me that an investigation was likely underway and hard questions were going to be asked of the family. I suspect that’s the real reason they chose to get out of Dodge (or, uh rather Irving).
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