The new Bond will be a transvestite.
No, Ms. Bond, an avowed feminist named her child born of artificial insemination, after aborting two male fetuses, James, because gender identities are so passé these days. . . and Xe was the first of xer genderlessness to be admitted to Eton, breaking that horrific bastion of oppressive male patriarchal domination. Now, 007, licensed to write nasty notes to the bad guy's mother (killing is, of course, not permitted), is the star agent of the EU's joint Overt Operations Service, overseen by Mother, played by Dame Judi Dench, who gets very vexed if 007 fails to ask permission to do anything before investigating anything, including having breakfast. . . or going to the bathroom. . . or, of course, writing a nasty note to the bad guy's mother.
The new, politically correct, Justice Warrior 007 prefers to have xer morning fruit smoothie shaken not blended. Xe carries a MonteBlanc pen with which to write her nasty notes and xe drives a green Volt, with a special battery designed by Q, which will get ten more minutes of charge than a standard model.