Posted on 08/10/2015 8:02:29 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Now that our subconscious has indeed found a coat rack on Twitter, every 1/32nd of a notion, every rem flutter, every wispy contrail on an electro-encephalogram is being placed on a black velvet jeweler’s cloth and subjected to a loupe inspection just this side of an IMAX colonoscopy. Twitter…never have lives less lived been more chronicled. If only Lewis and Clark had kept journals this assiduous.
Be it the lilac swirled empty cone that is Kelly Osborne or that all too easily cowed waste of an apostrophe Martin O’Malley (insisting he misspoke when he sacrilegiously asserted that “all lives matter”) ex post facto reputation armor-alling has now replaced simple whining as our new national pastime.
Granted, Donald Trump has many rough edges hidden in that cranberry juice cocktail logo of a coiffure but isn’t it cathartic to see a man mis-speak yet stay wallenda-ed out there on a limb all by himself? Not seeking the absolution of a collective that, quite frankly, ridicules, disparages and reviles as a default setting when settled into its own sanctum sanctimonious.
Whose feelings, by the way, are assuaged by these metronomic caveat-empties that sound like a POW reading a prepared statement in the presence of a looming captor? Always delivered in that flat coroner dictaphone monotone that makes the disembodied computerized tram voice at Atlanta/Hartsfield sound like Adele.
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Psst....Word on the street is that Ronald Reagan was a thespian.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think back then Miller admitted he voted for Perot.
...Denis Miller had a series on HBO before it lurched wildly to the Left...
I like him on O’Reiley...
It explains well why I can’t stand twitter and the like. I prefer to scratch my balls.
Correct, if I read it out loud do my best Dennis Miller impression it is much easier to comprehend and drives my wife crazy.
Word on the street is that Ronald Reagan was a thespian.
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And went to a school so small that boys and girls had to share the same curriculum. The horrors!
+1
I loved it! The only thing I had to look up was the falling stock. I love Hieronymus Bosch.
Half the fun is picking through the sub-references
Oddly, my wife liked him when he was on the Left, but he had a 9/11 shift and she wouldn’t watch him anymore.
Not only did the share the same curriculum, they even matriculated with each other.
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