Posted on 08/07/2015 7:01:12 PM PDT by Morgana
As much as were trying to avoid the latest celebrity news from Miss Piggy, the Muppet is currently bumping against Kelly Osbourne near the top of Twitters list of trending topics. The big news? Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog have officially broken up, going so far as to issue a press release.
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
Probably happened when she said she loved her frog legs sautéed.
Ingredients
1 pound large frog legs
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon Essence, recipe follows
1/4 cup unsalted butter
1/4 cup minced shallots
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1/2 cup chopped fresh tomatoes, peeled and seeded
Salt, to taste
Freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh parsley leaves
Emeril’s ESSENCE Creole Seasoning (also referred to as Bayou Blast):
2 1/2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons garlic powder
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 tablespoon dried thyme
Directions
Cut the frog legs in half. Season both the legs and flour with Essence. In a large saute pan, over medium heat, melt the butter. Dredge the frog legs in the seasoned flour and shake to remove any excess flour. Add the frog legs to the hot pan and saute until golden, turning as needed, about 2 to 3 minutes each side. Add the shallots and garlic and saute for 1 minute. Add the tomatoes, season with salt and pepper, and cook for 1 minute. Add the wine, simmer for 2 minutes, then stir in the parsley. Remove from the heat and serve.
Emeril’s ESSENCE Creole Seasoning (also referred to as Bayou Blast):
Combine all ingredients thoroughly.
Yield: 2/3 cup
Recipe from “New New Orleans Cooking”, by Emeril Lagasse and Jessie Tirsch, published by William and Morrow, 1993.
Recipe courtesy of Emeril Lagasse, 2005
Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/sauteed-frog-legs-with-tomato-garlic-butter-recipe2.html?oc=linkback
Was it a “conscious decoupling”?
Kermit figured out that she only became friendly and animated when she had a hand up her skirt.
Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog breaking up???
What next?
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse breaking up? Or one of them becoming transgender? Or one of them coming out of the closet?
Uggghhh!
The Holiday Inn I was Chief Engineer at served frog legs in their Friday night seafood buffet. Oddly enough, they tasted like chicken. Meh.
Actually it is one of those Hollywood studio cover up things. It is pretty well known that Mickey used to get drunk and beat Minnie up on a regular basis until Minnie started having an affair with Goofy.
when Micky divorced Minnie, Mickey was asked what the grounds for the divorce petition were. “Hell, every one knows she F’n Goofy”
Kermit converted to Islam, so he couldn’t eat pork anymore....
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