[Daffynition]

**Drivers behind the wheel of older cars aren’t enjoying some of the latest advanced safety features or infotainment systems**

My car property taxes went from $500/yr to $5.85/yr.

Gets great gas mileage, even has AC, and plays cassette tapes [heh]. I won't be getting any speeding tickets.

I do miss my heated seats, super disk brakes and infrared windshield wipers, though.

People stop me all the time to *talk* about their wagon, they once had. I'm thinking of charging people who want to take a selfie with my wagon. [It's named the *Ronnie Raygun* b/c Reagan was still prez in 1988]

B/c it's an *antique* by DMV standards, it doesn't have to go through emissions testing [another tax scam, in CT]

[Charles Martel]

I do miss my heated seats, super disk brakes and infrared windshield wipers, though.

I don't know how to upgrade the brakes or the wipers, but you can add seat heaters. The heating elements slip between the seat covers and foam structure and are easy to wire up. The same kits are used in pretty much any vehicle that has seats and 12v power, they even sell them at Aircraft Spruce.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Do you tell your friends that you have a...

Classic Woody

[snicker]

[MrB]

I’d love to have one of those... how many does it seat? With car seats?

[Nowhere Man]

If I ever need another car, I’d like to have one from the 1980’s.

[N. Theknow]

I thought they got rid of that emissions tax scam in CT. Guess it was too good of a revenue stream to let die. Wonder when they will re-toll the Wilbur Cross/Merritt, Hartford bridges and I-95.

Still have tokens from the I-95 tolls. Had a plate for the Wilbur Cross/Merritt(Wallingford, Milford, Greenwich) and tear out tickets for the Hartford bridges.

Tough to be a traveling salesman in the '80's, early '90's in CT.