Cougar petter: “That was a very bad decision.” ( Ohio )

WCMH ^ | July 26, 2015 | Nick Bechtel and Mike Bowersock

[george76]

WESTERVILLE — The 35-year-old man who crossed a fence to pet some cougars last week said he wishes he had never done it.

“That was a very bad decision” said Josh Newell. “If I had to do it over I definitely would have stayed within the barrier boundaries. I was thinking I’m an animal lover. The cats were looking like they wanted some love and just jumped over and petted them.”

Newell was pressed with criminal trespassing charges by the Columbus Zoo after video showed him jumping a barrier to pet two adult cougars .

[Kirkwood]

Cougar 1: “Here comes a moron... look adorable.”
Cougar 2: “If we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings!”

[Sacajaweau]

I think laz hit it

[muir_redwoods]

Also, never tongue kiss a cobra and its generally a bad idea to ask a shark for a b___ job

[McGruff]

Goes right along with Yellowstone Park advises against selfies with bison.

[JohnBrowdie]

blah. “are you logged on”, “beeper stuned”, and “laz hit it” all need to be respectfully locked away in the lexicon of hopelessly overused FR catchphrases.

[momtothree]

“... “hopelessly overused FR catchphrases”

You are right.. this is hugh and series.

[JohnBrowdie]

“... “hopelessly overused FR catchphrases”

You are right.. this is hugh and series.

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indeed. especially that one.

[donna]

They took God out of our culture and taught him that he has no right to judge the cougars.

Big mistake.

[Vince Ferrer]

I blame Disney.

[doorgunner69]

Never seen a cougar looked near that good!

[JohnBrowdie]

*poof*

I guess I should have photoshopped pants on her.

[MuttTheHoople]

THey are a handful

[dsrtsage]

[doorgunner69]

The current mods are a bit much, aren’t they? You’d think they would lighten up during fundraising.

[tumblindice]

I came back to see that magnificent cat, and was crestfallen to find that she had been excised.
JohnBrowdie, you are a prince. but if you got a hair on your a** you’ll post it again at exakly 9:45 EST. Or five minutes. drumming figures, glancing at clock.....
Never mind, don’t want you in trouble with the school ma’arm.

[martin_fierro]

If it's this guy, he's got real impulse control issues.

[tumblindice]

and she'll break your **** off.

[njslim]

Nice Kitty.... Nice Kitty.....

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Beeper”???

Someone clearly has not been paying attention.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Cougars need love tool :-)