[Bender2]

Toss in Pro golfer John Daly at the British Open, decked out in Cowboys pajamas, saying "I love [the Cowboys]. Romo is my buddy. I'm glad we signed Dez Bryant. We have the best offense line in NFL football coming up and Darren McFadden is going to roll. He is going to have over 2,000 yards, is my prediction." from Marc Sessler's July 19th Around the NFL Column--

Gadzooks, all this anointing of my Boys... takes me back to the good old days when everyone and their bookie picked Landry's Redheaded Step-children to kick arse and take name on their well worn path to the Superbowl.

Ahhhhhhhhhh-- Those were the days.. nothing but gravy even when the Pokes did not get the golden ring.

BUT they beat... the spread!

Yes, campers, it is... almost TIME--

For Beers, Bullshite, Babes... and Beautiful, Bodacious Balls-to-the-wall--

Well, as Balls-to-the-wall as Roger 'The Codger'... will let 'em go NFL Football!!!!!

[Bender2]

Now just to get the juices flowing... mark this on the seat of your pants, sportsfans--

The Deadskins will tank... again--

AND The Dallas Cowboys will-- REPEAT-- WILL... WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR!!!!!

Okay, okay--- I'll fight all you... who disagree--

Just as soon... as all the Martini glasses are empty--

[Our man in washington]

I’m an Eagles fan, but it’s hard to pick against Dallas’s offensive line. Still, if Sam Bradford is healthy, the drill for defenses is going to be “you got some great tight ends, Darren Sproles running all over the place, some speedsters at the wideouts, and the best running back in the league coming barreling at you. Stop all that. By the way, you got 20 seconds to figure it all out.” If Bradford is healthy, the Eagles are going to be scoring 40+ points a few times against the weaker teams on their schedule.

[Flycatcher]

It's been determined that no team shall win from the NFC East.

This is basic mathematics.

And I used the word "shall."

[nickcarraway]

It gives me no great pleasure to say it, but the Cowboys will probably repeat because of their excellence a one of the two important factors. They have an amazing offensive line. If their defensive line is nearly that great, they will go pretty far.

[Hatteras]

Um... It seems the "experts" are forgetting something...

[Ronald_Magnus]

The old RG3 will reappear and take his Skins ALL THE WAY!.... Now if you’ll exuse me, I must report back to The Home. Bed check you know.

[SevenofNine]

Yeah my Raiders going suck that give them excuse them to come to LA LOL!

[Hebrews 11:6]

It is currently baseball season. Try to pay attention.

[lwd]

The only pre-season predictions I'm willing to make with 100% certainty is that the Carolina Panthers will win the super bowl.............NFC South! ...And I will beat the sportsbooks this year (after losing pretty bad last season for the first time in a long time)

I wish we could do a better job of keeping a running tally this season with our picks but it's pretty time consuming so I doubt that will happen! Perhaps there's a fantasy league out there that is our style of straight picking every game?

[rabidralph]

Redskins all the way!

[BeadCounter]

Look everyone, the original Bender was on a comic book cover from 1948. Last image on the page.