Posted on 07/15/2015 12:06:54 PM PDT by Gamecock
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (WBTW) A woman was arrested Sunday night after refusing to pay her dinner tab at a Myrtle Beach seafood restaurant because, as she explained to police, Jesus was going to cover the cost of her meal.
Myrtle Beach Police were called to Bennetts Calabash just after 9 p.m. Sunday night when, according to the incident report, 51-year-old April Lee Yates was asked to leave by management, but refused to do so. The report states that Yates was in the restaurant for nearly four hours before she started to cause a disturbance with other patrons. Management asked Yates to pay her dinner tab and leave, but she refused to pay the $26 bill.
When the officer asked Yates if she had any money to pay, Yates said she did not. The officer then asked Yates what she planned to do with the bill came, and Yates explained that Jesus was going to pay her tab.
Yates was arrested for defrauding a restaurant and booked into the Myrtle Beach jail.
Maybe she meant her deadbeat Mexican boyfriend.
Always worked for her before now.
Jesus Ortiz Rodriguez Montoya Tafoya showed up later to pay the bill?
An hour later, her boyfriend from Mexico, Jesus, showed up to pay the tab....
Colossians 2:14 by canceling the record of debt that stood against us with its legal demands. This he set aside, nailing it to the cross. (ESV)
Exegesis done poorly.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
That’s what I was thinking. When she started creating a scene, she probably figured they would just ask her to leave, did not expect them to call in the police. (She should have had lobster.)
Jesus doesn’t waste money on expensive dinners. Jesus saves.
Jesus couldn’t even afford to eat at Bennett’s.
She was obviously not informed that “In God We Trust...All Others Pay Cash!”
Very good!
Her bill was $26 at a seafood restaurant in Myrtle Beach?
What did she have, a glass of water and a hushpuppie?
That face would make an onion cry.
At the risk of sounding like Joel Osteen, somehow this face doesn’t seem to radiate with the love of Christ.
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