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Man Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
The Smoking Gun ^ | 06-04-2015 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 07/15/2015 10:55:42 AM PDT by NRx

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1 posted on 07/15/2015 10:55:42 AM PDT by NRx
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To: NRx
LOL. Time to update my list of 'Headlines I never expected to see'.
2 posted on 07/15/2015 10:57:44 AM PDT by ken in texas
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To: ken in texas

This is what would happen to Sam and Dean Winchester in real life. You try to fight evil, and the coppers bust your ass.


3 posted on 07/15/2015 11:00:05 AM PDT by BRK
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To: NRx
"One bat! Two bats!" Bela Lugosi photo: bela lugosi 20b866f3.jpg "Feefty bats!"
4 posted on 07/15/2015 11:00:31 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: NRx

The Sheriff of Nottingham?!! Ok... can’t stop laughing at that one! :)


5 posted on 07/15/2015 11:02:09 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: NRx

Mushrooms are NOT for everyone.


6 posted on 07/15/2015 11:04:25 AM PDT by lee martell (The sag)
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To: tumblindice
"One bat! Two bats!"..."Feefty bats!"

*Shhrrrkrak-boom!*

"Ah!-Ah!-Aaah!"

7 posted on 07/15/2015 11:05:17 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BRK

Don’t miss the vid at link.


8 posted on 07/15/2015 11:05:17 AM PDT by Ray76 (Obama says, "Unlike my mum, Ruth has all the documents needed to prove who Mark's father was.")
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To: NRx
?!*?@!!!

Naked man causes massive traffic jam on Interstate 95 in Connecticut

9 posted on 07/15/2015 11:05:52 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: NRx

Meth.
It’s a hell of a drug.


10 posted on 07/15/2015 11:09:31 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (We're gonna need more Benjamin Martins to hold off the Col. Tavingtons o'er the hill.)
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To: NRx

It works for me!


11 posted on 07/15/2015 11:10:04 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: BradyLS
ALF photo:  alf1.jpg "I don't remember eating one of your bats, Count."
12 posted on 07/15/2015 11:10:36 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: momtothree

Maybe he thought someone was robbin da hood...


13 posted on 07/15/2015 11:11:43 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Old Sarge

:) Whatever he was on ( or whatever mental disorder he has).. wouldn’t want to be in his shoes. Imagine wanting some green tight wearing guy to show up and save the day!


14 posted on 07/15/2015 11:14:03 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: NRx
Well, was he attacked by vampires?

Must have worked then.

15 posted on 07/15/2015 11:14:04 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (This tagline lists all of Hilary's accomplishments............................)
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“Investigators added that Radecki claimed that he “made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children.”

So he’s also Robin Hood AND a vampire slayer? Wow.


16 posted on 07/15/2015 11:14:46 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: momtothree

“We’re men, we’re men in tights,
we roam around the ghettos looking for fights...”


17 posted on 07/15/2015 11:15:15 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Old Sarge

You’re a hoot, Old Sarge... just made me spew my diet iced tea all over!!! :)


18 posted on 07/15/2015 11:16:14 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Ray76

He’s totally crazy. You don’t dance to Hall and Oates..


19 posted on 07/15/2015 11:17:25 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; lee martell; JoeProBono
There are *some* female vampires I wouldn't mind finding in my house.....


20 posted on 07/15/2015 11:17:50 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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