[Bartholomew Roberts]

I lived on a canal in Grosse Ile, Michigan some years ago. A number of low bridges passed over the canal. The whole canal was marked as a no wake zone.

Some dumba$$ in a fancy speedboat went flying down the canal, up on plane. A neighbor yelled at him to slow down. The boater turned around and gave him the middle finger of both hands......and immediately hit a low bridge with his head.

Took his head off and ripped his spine out all the way down to the pelvis. All one big piece. They said he looked like a filleted fish.

Don’t push your luck!

[Kaslin]

What’s a no wake zone?

[Robert Teesdale]

Took his head off and ripped his spine out all the way down to the pelvis. All one big piece. They said he looked like a filleted fish.

There's an infinite number of ways to go, but that one is pretty goddamn bad.

[Kaslin]

Some dumba$$ in a fancy speedboat went flying down the canal, up on plane. A neighbor yelled at him to slow down. The boater turned around and gave him the middle finger of both hands......and immediately hit a low bridge with his head.

Took his head off and ripped his spine out all the way down to the pelvis. All one big piece. They said he looked like a filleted fish.

Yikes, I bet he did

[Does so]

In central Florida, two Pro baseball players were decapitated at night, departing shore at high speed in a fishing boat. They apparently never saw the dock that “did the deed”.

[Lee'sGhost]

OH man! I wish karma would work that instantaneously and that deserving on my boss.