[kiryandil]

If she truly assaulted the officer, then this is going to end up being 10 times worse for her than just the OUI.

True. But we have to remember in BizarroAmerica, "assaulting a police officer" generally leads to the "assaulter" bleeding on the "assaulted" officer:

...At that point, he noticed blood coming from her face - some of which now coated his left hand and arm...

LOL! :)

On the bright side, she found out that The King's Revenooers don't give two figs that she defended them for 30 years.

She's just another 30-40 grand in the maw of the Criminal Justice woodchipper, now.

BELCH!!!

[AppyPappy]

I guess it is really hard to not drive drunk in Boston.

[Sherman Logan]

On the bright side, she found out that The King's Revenooers don't give two figs that she defended them for 30 years.

As they shouldn't. If she commits a crime the cops shouldn't let her off because she's supported them. Their job is to enforce the law.