Wicket the Ewok Is Coming Back in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Whether You Like It or Not

21 posted on 06/09/2015 10:10:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

Made perfectly good sense to me.

22 posted on 06/09/2015 10:11:23 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

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23 posted on 06/09/2015 10:11:31 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)

24 posted on 06/09/2015 10:12:53 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

Heck, you could even animatronic it like with that Billy Bass fish. Have the mounted head sing the Banana Boat song, Dont Worry Be Happy or some Bob Marley or something.

25 posted on 06/09/2015 10:12:54 AM PDT by tanknetter

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

26 posted on 06/09/2015 10:14:43 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)

27 posted on 06/09/2015 10:17:05 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a stLikeatement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

Chicken. Ewok tastes like chicken.

28 posted on 06/09/2015 10:17:36 AM PDT by tanknetter

Ewoks, because the planet of wookies (original?) was going to be too expensive?

KYPD

29 posted on 06/09/2015 10:22:53 AM PDT by petro45acp (Grubbers "stupid" electorate is starting to look very much like Romney's 47%. Just sayin...)

30 posted on 06/09/2015 10:23:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

To: martin_fierro

Sneak preview of the Ewoks in the new Star Wars movie:

31 posted on 06/09/2015 10:27:39 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)

To: Army Air Corps

What? I *want* Jarjar to return! Just long enough for him to be killed horridly...

32 posted on 06/09/2015 10:32:46 AM PDT by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)

33 posted on 06/09/2015 10:34:27 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)

Slowly. Very slowly.

34 posted on 06/09/2015 10:34:57 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)

What an awesome game, I wish we could see a movie with Galen being the main character, guy even had more power potential than Anakin in his prime before he became Vader.

35 posted on 06/09/2015 10:35:52 AM PDT by the_individual2014

I liked the Ewoks, but maybe this was because I saw these movies when I was 5 years old.

36 posted on 06/09/2015 10:41:35 AM PDT by erod (Chicago Conservative)

JarJar, Ewoks, self defense only blasts, illegitimate children and crystal skulls. Let’s REALLY kill off the franchises.

37 posted on 06/09/2015 10:52:30 AM PDT by Organic Panic

38 posted on 06/09/2015 11:05:49 AM PDT by Textide (Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer)

I think this guy would liven up the francise.

39 posted on 06/09/2015 11:07:59 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim

Wicket the Ewok Is Coming Back...

Here's hoping he contracts distemper or rabies.......

40 posted on 06/09/2015 12:02:43 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (War IS the answer! Peace activists never liberated anything or anyone....)

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You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.