"If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers I kept in my closet...."
"Yes?"
"I'll clobber him."
Posted on 06/03/2015 10:32:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Police in San Jose are finding themselves the victims of a crime, after someone stole copper wire at the Police Activities League’s baseball field.
According to authorities, wire was taken from one of the light stands. Police said the fix is going to be expensive and take a while.
“There’s two different light towers, and since one of the light towers isn’t working, there’s the possibility that we might have to cancel some games in the future,” Sgt. Jim Ureta of the San Jose Police Department told KPIX 5.
Police estimate it would cost $25,000 to get the lights working again.
Two big tournaments are scheduled to be played on the field in July.
This sort of “crime” is often just a quaint custom from across the border. San Jose is being culturally insensitive.
Coppers Copper Copped
Copper Clapper Caper?
#ThisTimeItsPERSONAL!!!
“You’ll never take me alive, Copper!”
Thieves took the copper out of the subway the other day. It took some people hours longer to get home.
"Yes?"
"I'll clobber him."
I’ve never heard of this happening at a Dunkin’ Donuts.
That was a great one.
In my erstwhile days I was an electrician. Whenever I came on a house call that had aluminum wire, I never touched any of it. Wouldn’t work with it.
Huh? What? d;^)
A good example for NEVER having aluminum siding put on your house or garage. If there is any value to anything you own, some bastard will try to steal it.
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Yep....them meth-heads have to find a way to pay for their fix. Things that make life better fr others simply don’t matter.
Only one solution.
LOL
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