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To: 9thLife

“One friend once told me she woke up laughing at her alarm clock.”

Once when a girlfriend was sleeping over, the alarm clock woke me up and I tried to turn it off. I couldn’t understand why the alarm clock was cursing at me until I fully woke up and saw I was trying to (un-gently) turn off my girlfriend’s nose.


56 posted on 05/22/2015 9:15:49 PM PDT by PLMerite ("The issue is never the issue. The issue is the Revolution.")
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To: PLMerite

I was having a weird dream one night that I don’t remember, but it was apparently hilarious because I was giggling. Then my boyfriend started shaking me to wake me up, wanted to know why I was laughing. I tried to tell him what was so funny, but couldn’t because I was laughing so hard, which made it even funnier. I mean that sort of uproarious, snorting laughter where you’re laughing so hard no sound is coming out. Then he started laughing at me and we had tears streaming down our faces and actually ended up falling off the bed. When we both finally got control of ourselves, he goes, “What were you dreaming about that was so funny?” And I honestly could not remember! LOL... Good memories, that one....


62 posted on 05/22/2015 11:54:55 PM PDT by ponygirl (Put. A. Bird. On. It.)
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To: PLMerite

I had a girl slap me once for something I did in her dream.

I still don’t know what it was.


64 posted on 05/23/2015 2:58:02 AM PDT by Cowman
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