[Farmer Dean]

Burglar hiding in the closet?Open door,insert Rottweiler.

[Mercat]

Janae Yaeger’s mother, Bliss should also be arrested for child endangerment.

[lee martell]

Many years from now, Janae will look at her mother with a concerned expression and ask “Mom, why did you run out of the house and leave me with that burglar? Did you forget we just ate lunch together?” . “No Baby!, I never forgot you were there. I was hoping he would follow me outside of the house into the street, where people could see us.”

[Tupelo]

Mother of the year candidate right there.

Maybe the most convoluted sentence of the year
,
“Janae Yaeger’s mother, Bliss, was holding her daughter’s infant sibling inside the home in the 4900 block of Ridgeview Drive at about 7:45 p.m. when the burglar came into the home through an unlocked door, police said.”

Honest folks, they go to college to learn to write like this.

[Riley]

I lived in Antioch for about fifteen years. I remember when that was farm country, adjacent the drop zone where I used to jump. Sure has changed.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Hindsight is always 20/20. People shouldn’t harp on this, though, or it could harm the 4 year old.

[Blood of Tyrants]

She was brave!

[Talisker]

The woman fled out the front door with the baby, but left Janae inside, police said.

"Woman" is right, because she's no mother.

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

Her mother left her inside with an intruder.

And I thought my mom was bad.