Man Sues Hospital After Amputated Leg Found in Trash

“He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.”

I think he has a leg to stand on.

41 posted on 05/05/2015 8:29:57 PM PDT by TexasGator

” Common sense dictates that on examination of the waste, and noticing it was mixed with easily identified non-biological hospital refuse,”

Common sense requires that one not jump to the conclusion that the workers at the waste management facility noticed it was mixed with easily identified non-biological hospital refuse.

42 posted on 05/05/2015 8:32:11 PM PDT by TexasGator

To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Florida again . . .

You knew that the second you saw the headline...

43 posted on 05/05/2015 8:37:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Perkins: “So it’ll just grow back again, won’t it?”
Surgeon: I’m going to level with you. A tiger has bitten your leg off.

Everybody: “A tiger? In Africa?!”

44 posted on 05/05/2015 8:46:17 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)

To: Slings and Arrows

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs

45 posted on 05/05/2015 9:16:52 PM PDT by RichInOC (We live in absurd times.)

“Hey, hey, hey, hey! One break, coming up!”

46 posted on 05/05/2015 9:19:05 PM PDT by RichInOC (We live in absurd times.)

47 posted on 05/05/2015 10:53:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Demonicide" - http://youtu.be/FgUWow7WT2Y | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)

To: nickcarraway

Look on the bright side,....now he can join the online matching site

48 posted on 05/06/2015 1:32:37 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")

To: Slings and Arrows

49 posted on 05/06/2015 1:33:40 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")

50 posted on 05/06/2015 1:37:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Demonicide" - http://youtu.be/FgUWow7WT2Y | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)

To: nickcarraway

If he wins the lawsuit who will have to foot the bill?

51 posted on 05/06/2015 4:32:08 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)

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