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Limericks for Jihadists
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| 5/4/2015
| Rebel_Ace
Posted on 05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT by Rebel_Ace
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To: Rebel_Ace
Jihadis pledged fealty to ISIS
Then tried to commit quite a crisis
But a Texas art show
Proved to be a no-go
They were shot right be-tween their eyes, sis!
To: EternalVigilance
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posted on
05/04/2015 10:49:14 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.)
To: bluejean
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posted on
05/04/2015 10:53:15 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.)
To: Rebel_Ace
Some would-be Jihadi's were urgin'
To get themselves their share of virgins
And when they opened fire
The result was so dire
That neither one needed a surgeon.
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posted on
05/04/2015 11:06:10 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me.)
To: Rebel_Ace
My lord, there’s sure a lot of talent on this website!!!
45
posted on
05/04/2015 11:29:56 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; but when a wicked man rules, the people g)
To: Rebel_Ace
Once there were two muslim crazies
They sought to defend muslim way-zies
To Texas they went
on evil they bent
And now they are pushing up daisies.
46
posted on
05/04/2015 11:47:54 PM PDT
by
papertyger
(Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
To: papertyger
Two muzzies went on a trip
Some throats intending to rip
They then met a man
who was willing to stand
In the line and fire from the hip.
My first Limerick 😀
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posted on
05/05/2015 2:19:36 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
I think the preeminence of “Nantucket” is safe from both of us ;)
48
posted on
05/05/2015 2:23:00 AM PDT
by
papertyger
(Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
To: metmom; Elsie; knarf; Old Yeller; redleghunter; Gamecock; MamaB; 2ndDivisionVet
Join the fun. Let's see how creative you are. 😀
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posted on
05/05/2015 2:36:39 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: papertyger
I think the preeminence of “Nantucket” is safe from both of us ;) That is probably true, but we each came up with a good one. I looked online and could not believe the number of Nantucket's there were. 😂
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posted on
05/05/2015 2:40:01 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Rebel_Ace
The borders of islam were stretching
By jihadis aspiring to letching
The heaven they met filled them with regret
Their virgins were pitching,
them catching.
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posted on
05/05/2015 2:47:23 AM PDT
by
papertyger
(Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
To: papertyger
The muzzie was out of his mind,
He thought he was way behind
He needed to kill
His quota to fill
Now in Hell he's with his own kind.
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posted on
05/05/2015 2:57:50 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
I am usually not in a good humor first thing in the morning (waking up in soviet Red Hampshire and realizing it wasn’t a dream); but these limericks have me LOL!
53
posted on
05/05/2015 3:02:24 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: who knows what evil?
Yep. There are some good ones.
54
posted on
05/05/2015 3:06:01 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a muzzie named Dan
Who had a very poor plan.
He thought he could mess
With a Texan named Jess
Who himself, was a much braver man.
55
posted on
05/05/2015 3:15:34 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a Jihadi named Fred
Who loaded his rifle with lead
He attempted to kill
Some cartoonists until
He woke up and found himself dead.
56
posted on
05/05/2015 3:24:14 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
I once knew a Texan in school
Who followed the golden rule
He did not fancy muzzies
And had no warm fuzzies
But shot him for being such a fool.
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posted on
05/05/2015 3:34:00 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
There once was a muj name o’ Elton
Pam Geller he planned on a peltin’
But security jumped
His plan it was humped
“This can’t be heaven, I’m meltin’ “
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posted on
05/05/2015 3:47:04 AM PDT
by
papertyger
(Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a Jihadi named Nick
So stupid, he thought he could pick
A fight with a guy
Whose name was Dead Eye
Who promptly shot him in the lip.
OK,OK, I know I could have said something else, but I want to keep it clean 😀😁😇
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posted on
05/05/2015 3:49:27 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
I think I have it figured out.
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posted on
05/05/2015 3:55:56 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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