Limericks for Jihadists

Self | 5/4/2015 | Rebel_Ace

[Yardstick]

There now are two corpses named Mo
Who thought they would shoot up a show
Their plan was undone
By Texans with guns
They did not even make it past Go

[matt1234]

Amendment One protects me and you.
This two muzzies sought to undo.
To Texas they went
With evil intent,
But were thwarted by Amendment Two.

[Rocky]

There once were two muzzies from Texas
Who arrived at a terrible nexus.
They had a mean plot
But instead they were shot
And now they are muzzie exes.

[Rebel_Ace]

The Jihad on American Shores
Waged by angry and violent Moors.
They took a big chance,
cuz this here's not France.
We Yankees will even the scores.

[Rebel_Ace]

Thank you all for the most excellent contributions! LOL here!

[EternalVigilance]

There once were two Muslims from ISIS
With semi-autos and explosive devices
Who outraged by cartoons
Of their prophet of doom
Went to Texas to meet their demises

[cardinal4]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very Good..!

[right way right]

Durka durk.
Kadurka durk.
kadurka durka..... Derk Derk Derk!

[Rebel_Ace]

Two losers toting some weaponry,
thought that they'd go on a big killing spree.
Life sure can be hard,
When you're a retard,
That's stuck in the 6th century.

[doug from upland]

From a female muzzie, it’s sad
As she talked about her little lad
Of him she will be proud
Someday there in a crowd
He’ll be blowing up just like his dad

[Mark17]

Placemaker. There are some great Limericks here. Some good talent. All I could think of, is that he said to the man, you’re welcom to Nan, but as for the bucket.....

[Rebel_Ace]

Two muzzies all angry and raging,
Died during Jihad they were waging.
The lesson to take
from their big mistake:
In Texas they don't mind engaging.

[doug from upland]

Good idea. If I may ...............

For two Muzzies the plan would soon jell
And they’d have quite a story to tell
But when officers fired
Both the Muzzies expired
And, of course, would be heading to hell

[doug from upland]

Good cadence in that one.

[Fungi]

Well done Doug, George Putnam would be proud. Cheers!

[EternalVigilance]

There once were two jidahis, you see
Who egged on by the S.P.L.C.
Made a journey for terror
But with one fatal error
And went to Texas instead of D.C.

[bluejean]

Two muzzies as crazy as loons
Enraged by some stupid cartoons
Went to slaughter some sheeple
But gun packing people
Reduced them to dead muzzie goons

[doug from upland]

If Mohammed were here, we would see
Something hidden in his history
There were rumors I heard
So we must spread the word
He would surely join LGBT

[doug from upland]

For some time here is what I have said
A true muzzie is wanting us dead
So be careful, you must
And you never should trust
Someone wearing a towel on his head

[hoagy62]

(applause)
Bravo!
(/applause)