Posted on 04/27/2015 4:44:19 PM PDT by Ben Mugged
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill & the hooker continued for days. He would run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he would yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer & Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled . . . "See what you get for five bucks!"
LOL! And she was overpaid at that.
Very Good! Thanks for the laugh!
that was great :)
It was an old joke when Willy was first elected. Not that it doesn’t ring true.
Hillary, these days, sells herself for millions....
oldie but a goody!!
Cecily Strong made all the journalists at the correspondents dinner swear that they would not write about Hillary Clinton’s looks.
What does that say about Hillary Clinton’s looks?
Ha good one. Lol.
The cunning Clintons got tons of money spewing from Clinton Foundation and and it isn't just laying around. Where's all the money? What are the Clinton's hidden business interests?
There's the pricey real estate:
Although "dead broke," Bill and Hillary Clinton bought the $5.95 million mansion in Chappaqua, Westchester County, New York in 1999, after they left the WH. The house was built in 1889, has 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms, and is 5,232 square feet. The house is now estimated to be worth $6.84 million.
The Clintons paid $2.85 million for this Washington DC house in the Observatory Circle neighborhood. The Georgian Colonial is 5,152 square feet, has four bedrooms and 7 bathrooms, and is a half mile away from the Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory.
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PLUS holdings they dont let us peons know about:
(1) The missing State Dept $6 billion, (2) the cut of Hillary's brother's Haitian gold mine permit, (3) the gold Obama and Hillary got from invading Quadaffi.
Probably money secreted in (1) numbered offshore bank accounts,(2) investment holdings, (3) safe deposit boxes holding coins, gold, valuables, etc, (4) other holdings in real estate, businesses, (5) passive non-taxable income from rentals, interest accrued, investments, etc .....
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The two leeches didn't have a pot to *** in back in Arkansas---didn't even own a home. But they are experts at gaming the "public service" system for themselves. The Clintons' conniving has enriched them. They are now worth hundreds of millions of dollars.....and counting.
My guess is Billy heard that one foreign leader ripped off his govt for $82 Billion----not to be outdone, Bill's trying to top that.
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