Posted on 04/17/2015 5:20:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Love the vanity plate on the front bumper of Scooby....
Hot pants!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlVRs25yq38
Thanks, Ben! I had to save that! :o])
And here I thought only immature guys did that.
You know it! And I'm Jivin' wit him!
and he's got all the political bases covered!
I LOL’d at work. Man that cracks me up.
Of course, she will keep her sunglasses ON and not draw attention to herself (at least not in a way that will permit ‘Joe Voter’ the opportunity to actually address her)!!!
The LAST thing she wants is for some PO’d citizen to CORNER her with questions she has blown-off, up to now!!! :)
“Joe Voter’ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS! I can’t wait!
May the force be with you.
Best laugh I have had all day. Thank you.
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad,Tyrone...
One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit , relocating to Cleveland .
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.
Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.
Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.
Well, maybe you did if you voted for Obama
Okay, I LOL’ed in the cube farm...
Now THAT was so ironic it was funny as hell.
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