Better a baseball bat now than a knife in the middle of the night after you’re married. Pardon the pun but he dodged a bullet.
Did he? Head injuries like this can prove fatal even down the road.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
You would think though if he could dodge a bullet he could dodge a baseball bat. Maybe he should have practice before he went to meet her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMWdnkSMPGM