Posted on 04/15/2015 11:47:36 AM PDT by PROCON
High school students in Wisconsin were asked to pretend that they were Muslims for a 10th grade World History writing assignment.
Union Grove High School teacher Beth Urban asked students to write a five paragraph essay in which they pretend they are a Muslim male or female in the U.S.
"Give three examples of what you do daily for your religion and any struggles you face," Urban instructed.
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And what about the kid who wrote that his struggle would be deciding what to blow up?
Ummm ... if I did that, I would have to go out and cut off a few heads!
There. How'd I do?
That’s an easy assignment.
I will boil it down:
1. read my holy book book.
2. Drop a brick when i discover how violent it is.
3. Convert to ANY OTHER religion.
4. Keep in perpetual hiding as apostates are put to death.
That is how I would fill in the assignment.
‘Pretend You Are a Muslim’
“Go to the kitchen and find the largest and sharpest knife.”
“Then sneak into your infidel parent’s room...”
I’ll take a stab at it.
“Boy, my life sucks! The girls are all covered from head to toe in burlap sacks, I ain’t allowed to have a beer, or even a hot dog or some spare ribs. They make me read and memorize this book all day, which has no plot or character development whatsoever. I run around in the desert all day looking for heads to cut off, and in the end I am going to be ordered by some fatwah to go and blow myself up and go straight to Hell where, if there are any virgins, they no doubt all look like Hillary Clinton.”
You forgot that a fatwa is required before you can use toilet paper...
Seriesly funny.
I am going to convert to Christianity. My struggles will be getting a new ID and getting away before my former fellow coreligionist have me killed.
Think I will get an A?
I just have to pretend — I don’t actually have to stop showering?
Abandoned by Imam Obama.
Pretend you are a Christian in a town being invaded by mohammedan cutthroat savages.
You have a revolver with six shells.
What do you do?
This could be fun!
Struggles: nowhere I go is Moslem enough.
Solution: blow up town hall with my bomb belt on.
Latter would also be something I do for my religion.
LOL!
Well played!
You can’t watch any porky the pig cartoons. How Looney is that?
wow - this would be easy.
1. read book claimed to be “holy”, but was transcribed based on rants from an illiterate, pedophile, warlord - realize it is satanic inspired
2. search other religions for the one true God.
3. find out about Jesus, convert
4. live peacefully with neighbors, the world, and most importantly, with God.
5. disassociate self from muzzie family and “friends” who all wanted me to blow self up and kill innocents.
Pretty sure I’d get an A. Oh, wait.... On second thought, I expect I would be expelled and placed in a reform school, if not out and out arrested for some crime like being a Christian.
Is not easy being Muslim in America.
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