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To: SMARTY

It’s been bobbed.


9 posted on 04/09/2015 6:16:38 AM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: knittnmom

It’s been bobbed.
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‘Old’ Standard Chestnut punch line to ‘animal’ joke - after a dog fight.

“What in the Hell was that”

“Well before I bobbed its tail and glued hair on it, it was a gator”

Or something like that...

Like the guy going into jail and on the first night a voice in the night said “17” and there was a round of laughter.
It continues and the guy - even knowing the ‘rules’ of starting a conversation with ones bunk mate (a Bubba rule) - said
“What is going on”
“Well once you have been in jail for a while you hear ALL the jokes so we came up with a system that simplifies it and saves energy and words” (I know, All Bubba’s talk like that) “so we numbered them”
“Oh, I see......pause..... 49.”
Silence.
More silence.
“Oh well, BNG, some of us can tell em and some of us can’t”


24 posted on 04/09/2015 6:41:53 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)A pessimist damns the wind, an optimist thinks it will change and a realist adjusts the sails.)
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