Total brain fart on the ping, Slings
But at least I didn’t bark at my fart
You do have that going for you. ;^)
Here’s a cat texting blog post from ~1 1/2 years ago:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/text-from-mittens-is-the-best-blog-about-text-messages-from#.ygV8vnEx2o