[shibumi]

When I grow up (if that ever happens) my dream job is to search through turtle poop looking for seeds.

Maybe if the seeds are aromatic, they can be sold to restaurants in California as an exotic spice - like they sell the Trendies civet coffee.

[Vigilanteman]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the highest priced coffee in the world comes from coffee beans grown in Indonesia and pooped out by an exotic species of weasel.

And now you know how Harry Reid will be reincarnated.

[Salamander]

Mine “migrate” from their happy sleeping spots under the heat lamps to their food bowls.

It’s a grueling trek of nearly 3 feet.

Often, they must bravely navigate around hide boxes, or over treacherous log hides and ping pong balls.

Nature is merciless.

I want grant money.