[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Variety is the spice of life, even for tortoises.

[gaijin]

Wonder if they’d like Mexicans...?

Dreamer Diet.

[shibumi]

When I grow up (if that ever happens) my dream job is to search through turtle poop looking for seeds.

Maybe if the seeds are aromatic, they can be sold to restaurants in California as an exotic spice - like they sell the Trendies civet coffee.

[Regal]

Tortoises are notorious for not reading text books. Sometimes they don’t even know that they are eating the wrong plants.