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The Homosexual Test
Common Sense | April 2, 2015 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 04/02/2015 11:34:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6

It is clear to me that many of my fellow Americans have no clue as to what homosexuality is and what it is exactly that makes a person a homosexual. In the interest of clearing up some really rather large misconceptions, I have devised this simple test.

WARNING! Sexually explicit material.

1. You are a male homosexual if you:

A. Love your brother. B. Are a really nice guy. C. Are creative and like musicals. D. Are afraid of asking out a female. E. Willingly put another male's penis in your mouth or anal canal.

The correct answer is E.

2. You are a female homosexual if:

A. You are a really nice girls PE teacher. B. Live in a house with another female. C. Are not asked out on dates with males. D. Like cats and holding hands in front of the fireplace. E. Willingly have other females sexually stimulate your vagina.

The correct answer is E.

If you selected answers A-D on either question, then you are ignorant or kidding yourself.

Homosexuality is an act. It is not a physical trait like skin pigmentation.

It is not "just about love". It is a behavior. No male is born with another male's penis in his mouth.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Education; Health/Medicine; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; smokybackroom; tmi; wtmi
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1 posted on 04/02/2015 11:34:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Likewise, marriage has never merely been just about “two people in love”. Like they are attempting to spin it as what they desire it to be framed.


2 posted on 04/02/2015 11:36:49 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: blueunicorn6

I think you could have made your point without being so... specific.


3 posted on 04/02/2015 11:37:38 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Cruznial is a mental disorder that effects the brain of liberals where they deny he is" electable.")
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To: blueunicorn6

The homosexual agenda is all about public proclamation of how one copulates. It has nothing to do with “rights.”


4 posted on 04/02/2015 11:39:35 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: blueunicorn6

The homosexual agenda is all about public proclamation of how one copulates. It has nothing to do with “rights.”


5 posted on 04/02/2015 11:39:35 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

How many of us love others but feel no sexual attraction.

This is all about their sexual perversion and that explains why so many homosexuals have to have many sexual partners.


6 posted on 04/02/2015 11:40:45 AM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: blueunicorn6

It used to be that homosexual conduct, like sodomy, was actually illegal. If I recollect correctly, it was in the eighties that “outdated laws” against sodomy were repealed in the states.

Seemed reasonable at the time, but that was obviously just a precursor to gay marriage.

As long as you can keep it to conduct, it’ll pass muster.


7 posted on 04/02/2015 11:41:00 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: fruser1

Forgot to say, maybe those laws against sodomy should be brought back.


8 posted on 04/02/2015 11:41:56 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: freedumb2003

not me I thought it was great.passing it along


9 posted on 04/02/2015 11:42:38 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: rarestia

True. They used to say it was their private business in the bedroom please leave us alone.
They then said just civil unions would do.
Then they said marriage .
Now they got judges in the fed system to force their sham marriage on the states against the will of the people.
Now they are persecuting Christians and forcing the people to accept their perversion by bullying through their hatred and bigotry.

Meanwhile the media who is homosexual friendly is also helping in their persecution.


10 posted on 04/02/2015 11:42:40 AM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: blueunicorn6

Indeed. When people say “homosexuality is not a choice!”, I like to respond “what, did they trip and fall onto another man’s penis?”


11 posted on 04/02/2015 11:43:31 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: freedumb2003

Specific is just what the doctor ordered ! Ya gotta paint the right picture for those that process information visually.

Ugly picture huh ?

Your children would most likely think the same and remain N O R M A L human beings even without your input.

Snoot ;o)


12 posted on 04/02/2015 11:44:17 AM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Homosexuality is not a race,sex,religion or nationality.
It is a life style


13 posted on 04/02/2015 11:44:29 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: blueunicorn6

WARNING-GRAPHIC DEPICTION..........I believe it is a personality disorder. It goes against the ‘Laws of Nature’. If everyone were homosexual, there would be no human race. And the anus wasnt designed to accept an erect penis. The vagina is sheathed with protective skin cells, not so the anus. That’s why it is so physically destructive to engage in homosexual relations.


14 posted on 04/02/2015 11:44:55 AM PDT by originalbuckeye (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; moderation in principle is always a vice. Paine)
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To: freedumb2003

Actually I think specifics is what’s needed. There is nothing normal about a man putting his penis into another mans anus.


15 posted on 04/02/2015 11:45:20 AM PDT by Josa
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To: manc

Bingo.


16 posted on 04/02/2015 11:46:16 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: blueunicorn6
No male is born with another male's penis in his mouth.

LOL. That soooo needs to go viral.

17 posted on 04/02/2015 11:49:14 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: freedumb2003

We have to be specific. When it comes time to tell my sons about the aberration of nature called homosexuality I plan to be very specific.


18 posted on 04/02/2015 11:50:57 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a deatha panel.)
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To: fruser1
Forgot to say, maybe those laws against sodomy should be brought back.

Sodomy applies to all people, heterosexual or gay. Oral sex is sodomy.

Call me crazy, but the Government has no business outlawing sex.

19 posted on 04/02/2015 11:52:22 AM PDT by gdani (No sacred cows)
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To: freedumb2003
Although rated R, this test is not overly specific at all.

Talking about the "implements of the trade" (so to speak) would, although accurate and important to include in any discussion of what constitutes "normalcy", perhaps be a bit much.

20 posted on 04/02/2015 11:53:44 AM PDT by glennaro
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