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Channeling the cardboard cutout, the State Patrol tweeted: "I don't always violate the HOV lane law ... but when I do, I get a $124 ticket."
1 posted on 03/25/2015 9:40:49 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

3d texture map the face onto a mannequin wearing a suit. Good to go.


2 posted on 03/25/2015 9:43:02 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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I recall a case where a hearse driver in the DC area tried to meet the HOV requirements by counting a corpse. He got cited, went to court and lost.
4 posted on 03/25/2015 9:46:36 AM PDT by Truth29
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When the trooper stopped the car, he discovered the "passenger" was a cardboard cutout of the actor who portrays "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in Dos Equis beer ads. The driver's response? "He's my best friend."

That is both funny and sad.

5 posted on 03/25/2015 9:47:45 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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He bowls overhand.


6 posted on 03/25/2015 9:50:36 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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I'll ride with this guy:


7 posted on 03/25/2015 9:51:29 AM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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There was a case here in Washington a couple years back where a woman got into an accident while in the HOV lane. The WSP trooper found that she had a full-size mannequin in the passenger seat, dressed from the waist up. She was cited for improper use of the HOV lane. She took it to court. She lost.


8 posted on 03/25/2015 9:52:12 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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When I lived in L.A. and had a long commute, I went to a beauty supply shop and bought a mannequin head that they use for wigs. I attached it to a box and strapped “her” in using the seatbelt. Worked like a charm. Never got a ticket in the car pool lane. I called her Diamond Lane Debbie.


10 posted on 03/25/2015 10:11:09 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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"I don't always violate the HOV lane law ... but when I do, I get a $124 ticket."

ROTFL!

11 posted on 03/25/2015 10:13:06 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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The 405 on a winter dark evening, the carpool lane is just another lane.

Few two person cars.


12 posted on 03/25/2015 10:25:14 AM PDT by cicero2k
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Get a mannequin -
14 posted on 03/25/2015 10:53:23 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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got caught cause he went cheap. should have gotten a Japanese sex doll if he was serious about this.


16 posted on 03/25/2015 11:29:33 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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