Pharrell brings "Happy" message on climate change to U.N.

CBS News ^ | March 21, 2015 | Pamela Falk

[crusty old prospector]

Let the brainwashing begin.

[Texas Eagle]

The next generation needs to pay attention to climate change.

Those who don't will be sent to one of Hitlery's "Happy Camps".

[nascarnation]

To do this, he flew in on a private jet from LA, right?

#snarky

[Texas Eagle]

About 1,200 middle school children trudged through the latest snow storm to the United Nations General Assembly on Friday evening to hear hip hop singer and producer Pharrell Williams talk about climate change.

It would be more appropriate if Will Ferrell was doing the gig.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

And Pharrell’s degree in Climatology is from what University? You know “celebrity” experts will kill the world as we know it.
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[Texas Eagle]

Mr. Pharell, Mr. Pharell! A question from the back of the re-education camp? How big is your house? How much electricity does it take to heat and cool? How many cars do you have? How many gallons per mile does your jet get?

[9thLife]

Let the brainwashing begin.

Innoculate yourself or the worms will eat your brain:

Tacky.

[rktman]

Too bad he didn’t toss in a side of “hands up don’t shoot” and “I cain’t breeve” just to prove he’s smarter than everybody. What a total freakin’ idjit. (No offense to real idjits)

[crusty old prospector]

The money quotes.

"Without Pharrell," Marquis said, "our planet would not survive."

"I'm from Seychelles and it's a small island, and I don't want it get flooded," said Giselle Ondieki.

[skeeter]

The same guy who worked the 'hands up don't shoot' lie into his Grammys dance routine.

This makes Pharrell is 0 for 2.

[Texas Eagle]

A young Brooklynite, Marquis Jamont, was there with his mom to see Pharrell, whom he described as a great person. "Without Pharrell," Marquis said, "our planet would not survive."

Uhhhh, Marquis? Did it ever occur to you that the earth got along for some 4 billion years WITHOUT Will Pharell?

[VictoryGal]

"Without Pharrell," Marquis [a young child] said, "our planet would not survive."

[nascarnation]

Actually this is Pharrell Williams.

[crusty old prospector]

I’m not familiar with this “Happy” song. The only one I know is “Don’t Worry - Be Happy.” I guess I am out of touch.

[Texas Eagle]

"I'm from Seychelles and it's a small island, and I don't want it get flooded," said Giselle Ondieki.

Uhhhhh, Giselle, is it? Unless I'm mistaken, Seychelles is not withing walking distance of The UN, so in order for you to have even gotten to this event, it took CO2.

And, oh, by the way, did anyone ever tell you that every time you exhale, you exhale CO2?

[crusty old prospector]

Remember the picture of the Girl Scouts holding up the signs ever time you buy a box of their cookies. They have fallen into the abyss.

[crusty old prospector]

Maybe they came by one of those Polynesian outriggers. Watch out for the icebergs in the Atlantic.

[Texas Eagle]

Actually this is Pharrell Williams. Whatever. As I said in a previous post, it would be more appropriate if Will Ferrell was the headliner at this event. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, though.

[Texas Eagle]

Watch out for the icebergs in the Atlantic.

They could probably paddle around the iceberg. What they'd have to be mindful of is the hungry polar bear riding it.

[crusty old prospector]

He took a short course at the Holiday Inn from Al Gore entitled “Relasing Your Second Chakra Through Transformative Climate Change Analysis.”