[Texas Eagle]

The next generation needs to pay attention to climate change.

Those who don't will be sent to one of Hitlery's "Happy Camps".

[crusty old prospector]

The money quotes.

"Without Pharrell," Marquis said, "our planet would not survive."

"I'm from Seychelles and it's a small island, and I don't want it get flooded," said Giselle Ondieki.