Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)

NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

[baltimorepoet]

I’ve had crazy before and so I have a saying, “F**king crazy makes for crazy f**king”...

It is fun while it lasts but you need to make sure you have an exit strategy when the fun ends. Getting my penis bitten off is not part of the plan.

[Caipirabob]

Sweet dreams...bitey-bite!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Is she related to the governor of Minnesota ?

[Thorliveshere]

I can see her going quickly down meth alley...without the meth.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy...

Clearly, as she decided she needed it all.

[showme_the_Glory]

Interesting story. In the back of your mind, you will never forget it either. How long before the actual bite?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Needy, or just hungry?

[MrB]

That’s the first person I thought of when I saw the picture.

[Slings and Arrows]

Whose is she going to bite off - Bill’s or Hillary’s?

[Slings and Arrows]

I had a memory, but it ran away on me.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yes.

[Slings and Arrows]

“No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.”

[sayfer bullets]

“Every rose has its thorns.”
- Tagline, “Teeth”, 2008

[RatRipper]

Didn’t David Alan Coe write a song about that????

[Slings and Arrows]

Just playing the percentages, I’m going with yes.

[Slings and Arrows]

> How long before the actual bite?

Longer than after.

[Pollster1]

Too crazy for you?

[X-spurt]

If David Alan Coe doesn’t give you away, nothing does.

[rfreedom4u]

If she had succeeded in biting it off the big question is:

Would she have swallowed it?

[Lazamataz]

THIS IS THE GIRL FOR ME!!!! I love her. I always have. I came back through time for her.