[ConservativeStatement]

"They’re being held on $2,500 bail, but their lawyers said they won’t be able to post it."

Maybe they can steal that, too.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Wahhhhh... they’re taking the TV and leaving me!”

[aomagrat]

Can’t they use EBT for bond?

[MeganC]

I thought you had to have money to live on Cape Cod?

[bgill]

Can’t wait for those frothing at the mouth to start slamming child services as if this wasn’t a clear case of child endangerment.

[Blood of Tyrants]

A couple of real winners there.

[Cicero]

“I’ll trade you my kid for a flat screen! And I can still collect food stamps for him, but I won’t have to use any to feed him.

“It’s a win-win!”

[Sherman Logan]

Several decades ago my wife was driving our second-grade daughter to school. She was sleepy and slumped against the passenger door.

As the wife made a turn onto Main Street, the door flew open and suddenly my daughter was wide awake and sitting on her butt in the middle of Main.

Nobody hurt, but could have been.

[MWestMom]

Sooooo.... parents that let their kids walk alone are neglectful; but, letting your kid fly out of the back seat of a get away car while you try to abscond with a stolen flat screen is....what?

[Bob]

Grandma says she wishes “it didn’t happen, but it did”.

Yeah, that flat screen TV just “happened” to jump into the SUV. Don’t you absolutely hate it when stuff like that “happens”?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

For people like these "winners" society should start to consider; the stocks, pillory, whips and the knout. However, that would require spiritual strength something a degenerate population no longer has. We have long ago came to favor the criminal element in our society.

(By spiritual strength I do not mean the old time religion; I mean the ability to exclude, to excrete, to be hard.)

[Alex Murphy]

...the child was screaming while being “dragged” to the car “by the neck” before the man tossed him into the SUV and then jammed a TV into the back seat....Degerolamo’s 29-year-old daughter, Lisa, and Daniel McLaughlin, 29, are accused of stealing a $700 58-inch TV from the Wal-Mart.

No wonder the kid fell out of the car. It's not easy fitting a 58 inch television across the back seat of anything. They probably couldn't get the car doors closed!

[2CAVTrooper]

“possession of a child without a seat belt.”

Huh?

[terycarl]

I’ve seen a lot of those dangerous suv Amish buggies here in Indiana...I don’t understand why more kids don’t fall out of them....they have those side curtain thingies and they just sort of fold up....dangerous!!!!