Posted on 03/01/2015 5:11:43 PM PST by matt1234
I'll begin. "Dintinguished members of congress, Thank you for inviting me to address Congress on behalf of my country, Israel. It saddens me to report to you that our intelligence services have been monitoring your president Obama for many years and have collected hundreds of hours of recordings that prove he is not only an agent of a muslim conspiracy but also a sworn enemy of the United States. Roll tape..."
diverteach wrote:
“My pals in the Mossad have a copy of Odumbass’ BC from Kenya, AND the MFer tried threatened to shoot down my planes I was sending to take out Irans nukes.”
(0bot heckler hollers from the nosebleed seats) “but we got your planes’ go- codes”
(Bibi) “Too late, they’re already over their targets”
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to present Baraq’s SAT scores. And yes, they are even lower than Bill Clintons!
Moving on, he hasn’t broken 100 for 18 holes since he became POTUS.
That Israel will recogninize Texas as a sovereign nation when it seceeds.
It’s already been said, but I’d love to see him whip out a copy of the Mossad’s file on Obongo and start to read.
It would also be nice touch for him to challenge the fairy to a fistfight out on the White House lawn. Bibi could take him, I have no doubt.
“We have a copy of Imam Hussein’s file on Traitor Roberts....”
“We’re offering you cash for your klunker, 0bama..”
These are the details of the man known as 0bama, his VP, an Iranian-born Actual, Jarrett, and the coven of funders behind these ‘people.’
And this is what they have planned for you in the US.
While I realize and respect others here, both Americans and Israelis, think otherwise, I truly think Boehner has erred in this political cheap shot. This will hurt Republicans, will hurt Israel. It is an ungrateful and undermining action by Israel, as represented by its leader, that I suspect less-politically engaged Americans will find very unsettling. As a Navy veteran, as a conservative, I find this so incredibly wrong. Personally, if Bibi wants to come here to trash American policy, regardless of the president, then he should renounce aid from America.
(Trash me if you want but realize that not all conservatives think our goals ever justify trashing America. End of day, right or wrong, support America or leave.)
excellent
Would be hilarious Israel spying on US like we do on them.
Whoop! Love, pure love, for you! :-)
bump
Brilliant move by Netanyahu. It's a grown-up sized rebuke of the little prissy One.
“While I realize and respect others here, both Americans and Israelis, think otherwise, I truly think Boehner has erred in this political cheap shot. This will hurt Republicans, will hurt Israel. It is an ungrateful and undermining action by Israel, as represented by its leader, that I suspect less-politically engaged Americans will find very unsettling. As a Navy veteran, as a conservative, I find this so incredibly wrong. Personally, if Bibi wants to come here to trash American policy, regardless of the president, then he should renounce aid from America.
(Trash me if you want but realize that not all conservatives think our goals ever justify trashing America. End of day, right or wrong, support America or leave.)”
Thank you for your opinion. Please state any facts that say PM Netanyahu is coming here to trash American policy. Might he be coming here to state FACTS?
That is EXACTLY what I want to hear. I assume they have 50 hours of shit like that—and for the life of me, I do not know why Mitt the Shitt didn’t BEG Bibi for that stuff...
The next thing I would like to hears is, "Mossad and elements of various US, and foreign intelligence agencies have identified two of the September 11, 2001 unidentified co-conspirators as working in the most senior levels of the Executive Branch of the United States government, and hail from the Chicago-area..." More Dhimmi heads exploding!
If Netanyahu is on time for his presentation and delivers it without injecting a bunch of lies, then he will provide an interesting contrast to Obama’s appearances before Congress and to the American public.
A foreign leader, especially one living on the American dole of foreign aid, should not be coming here to criticize America. Period.
Did you know Netanyahu already spoke to a Joint Session of Congress in 2011?
Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu Speech at the Joint Session of Congress - May 24, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BaMLlnb_KI
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