Posted on 03/01/2015 9:28:56 AM PST by upchuck
Wash. DC – Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner, 65, is undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner’s intention.
Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud “What will happen to Jenner’s balls if he completes the transition?”
Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu said, “Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls. It would be a huge step forward for world peace. ”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked, ” I don’t even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.”
On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama’s lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance to consolidate their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kamchatka, said, “The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now it’s our turn.”
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that “It’s been great the last six years. It’s like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net. ”
While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and Super Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that “The President would have to understand, our balls would be underinflated, but still probably an improvement over the pair he has.”
h/t to Leo.
His wife will wear them as earing????
earings????
Can you imagine the Lib heads exploding left and right if Bibi made such a (what I would consider ‘funny’) joke?
They would probably first try to stop him from speaking by having an Occupy Style Mike Check, remember those silly Mike Checks accompanied by Jazz Hands?
They should be split....
ONE TO BOEHNER and ONE TO MCCONNELL
Even half is better than none.
Boehner and Mcconnell. Now starring in 50 Shades of Cowardly Behavior - Part Deux; “After The Landslide!”
Kim removed those LONG ago.
Fantastic idea!
Come Now, Obama gave both Boehner and McConnell a golf club for a backbone and two golf balls in a velvet sack, so at least it could be said that they have a backbone and some balls.
This does a disservice to the women out there as it implies that women are by default, all of those undesirable things. It also implies that admirable traits such as courage, pluck and assertiveness cannot be consistent with femininity.
Bruce Jenner, by removing his scrotum and penis, will not become a woman. He will simply become a mutilated man and he will retain all the traits, good or bad, that he had before the operation.
Anyone living with those fat azzed Kardashians bimbos is more likely to lose their nuts as not
Guess he really was a Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
God help us. We are a sick sick Nation.
Yes, in their case the family jewels are the FAMILY jewels.
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