Posted on 02/18/2015 3:31:24 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
“The Book” that B0stevedunhambarrysoebarkahbarrysoetoro always refers to as “The Holy Koran.”
Sure is. Surah 18. Muhammad said it so it must be true. After all if that isn’t true, then what about all that stuff about Allah and jihad and 70 virgins?
Akbar;” Fatima, your baby has two heads! I told you to marry your cousin Abdul!”
“Daddy! I did marry cousin Abdul!”
“You were supposed to marry Abdul from the Eastern tribe! And you married Abdul from the Western tribe.”
You weren’t clear on that daddy!”
“Well, two heads are better than one. And the money stays in the family!”
LOLOLOL is that for real?
His Beard must be sucking up his blood so his Brain is dieing
absolutely!
Islamic “science” as heralded By Barack Mohammed Hussein Obama...!
I think the yo yo concept...may have originated with one of “Bandar Al-Khaybari’s” relatives..
One of the reasons liberals have such an affinity for Islam is because the recognize kindred souls. These are people who are capable of not only believing utter nonsense but fervently and forever embrace it.
I don’t think the NASA Muslim outreach program has been successful.
this is a url where the entire front page of the paper it was abstracted from...is stored..
http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/48418581?searchTerm=drought%20syria&searchLimits=
Let's say that this is the Earth, and let's assume that it is turning... If we take an international flight from Sharjah to China... You say that the Earth is turning, right? If the plane stopped in mid-air, wouldn't China come to it? Am I right or not? If the Earth really does turn - China should come to the plane. Now, let's assume that the Earth revolves the other way - the plane will never catch up with China no matter how long it flies... The [Americans] say that they landed on the moon, but they never set foot or laid their eyes on it. They produced it all in Hollywood or I don't know where. They said that they had gone to the moon and we just took their word for it.IOW, what's his FR nick? Ping as an extra to the science lists.
https://www.google.com/#q=yo+yo+banned+in+syria
a lot of references
amazing scientists theyve got over there....
Bazinga!
Somebody needs to tell the goat-humperswe don’t need asny more evidence of their stupidity; its already well documented.
They’re too stupid to idiots.
LOL...I have heard a lot of crazy ones but hadn’t heard that one yet.....Muslim science is all laughs.
Lol love the Galileo graphic
You two are on it.
[ Let’s say that this is the Earth, and let’s assume that it is turning... If we take an international flight from Sharjah to China... You say that the Earth is turning, right? If the plane stopped in mid-air, wouldn’t China come to it? Am I right or not? If the Earth really does turn - China should come to the plane. Now, let’s assume that the Earth revolves the other way - the plane will never catch up with China no matter how long it flies... The [Americans] say that they landed on the moon, but they never set foot or laid their eyes on it. They produced it all in Hollywood or I don’t know where. They said that they had gone to the moon and we just took their word for it.]
LOL, don’t they understand the concept of angular momentum....?
That is some looney tunes physics right there.
All this schmuck has to do is get in a train and as soon as it reaches a constant speed, jump up, if you don’t go flying through the train into the back of the train then the moron should pull their head out of their rear end.
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