Another JPMorgan Banker Dies After Murder-Suicide: Chokes Wife, Stabs Himself To Death

Zero Hedge ^ | 2-9-15 | Tyler Durden

[Sirius Lee]

He was married to a woman 41 years old.

Cougar was turning puma.

[Zathras]

Glad it wasn’t just me who thinks it looks strange.
A sad story but if I were going to off myself, stabbing myself would be just above throwing myself into a wood chipper.

[Fightin Whitey]

True enough.

Weird situation. This guy is making $60-90 grand?

That’s not enough to kill yourself over, and surely not enough to know enough to have someone else kill you over it.

How about this:

Young bankers don’t grow old.

They just lose their currency.

[uncitizen]

WTH is going on here?

[9thLife]

He’d never pay off his student loans making that kind of money...that might be a little depressing.

[KoRn]

You think a guy that looks like that could get a half decent looking gal if he wasn’t dammed rich? lol

Certainly a ‘trophy wife’.

What’s bad is that she wasn’t all that great looking, which means he was probably a 2nd rate banker.

[tet68]

Not a bad looking gal, probably was going to leave him.

[bgill]

Soros.

[Fightin Whitey]

Right.

Maybe his wife found the guy at the next desk a little less depressed.

But stab yourself in the heart? I’d rather make a bad hedge bet.

[9thLife]

Probably just did it for attention, then. ;)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I can think of lots easier ways to off yourself than with a knife.

[Fightin Whitey]

That’s right.

Didn’t want to mess up the face either!

[M-cubed]

What choices does a anti-gun liberal banker have nowadays??

[Georgia Girl 2]

Who stabs themselves to death? Nobody. Nobody. Somebody else stabs you to death then wipes the knife clean and puts it in your hand.

[Mad Dawgg]

Like the guy in Chicago a few years back who committed suicide by stabbing himself in the back...

29 times.

[dead]

This is a local story for me. There was a link to his Facebook page. He was seriously delusional. He posted pictures of himself posing in a singlet, like he was a body builder. Except, he was just a doughy fat guy.

He also listed his goals - he was going to invent a new form of financial vehicle and become a billionaire, then he was going to write a series of best selling sci-fi books that would then be turned into a series of hit movies that he directed himself. Then he would become a model.

Seriously that's what he envisioned for himself. I'm guessing that things were not working out like he planned.

[dead]

1.8-2% of suicides are accomplished by stabbing, with men being the primary practitioners of this particular method.

https://books.google.com/books?id=keng9ELAE2IC&pg=PA18&lpg=PA18&dq=suicide+by+stabbing&source=bl&ots=ga7zqB9lDH&sig=798Obn6tHFQs9Pr0U20Syl-91Ds&hl=en&sa=X&ei=wFzZVJivEsyyggSy-4K4AQ&ved=0CDkQ6AEwBDgK#v=onepage&q=suicide%20by%20stabbing&f=false

[nomad]

I could see slitting your wrist but how do you stab yourself to death?

May as well cut your own throat; "And for our next act, a banker will strangle himself- WITH HIS OWN HANDS!"

[Georgia Girl 2]

Thanks for backing up my statement. Basically “almost” nobody stabs themselves to death.

[dead]

Yes, it’s very rare, but possible. Alt rocker Elliot Smith apparently killed himself that way, and comedian Artie Lang tried but failed after stabbing himself in the chest a bunch of times.