Posted on 02/09/2015 3:11:33 PM PST by dynachrome
By now, there have been so many banker-related suicides that it has become a moot point of i) tracking them all or ii) trying to find a pattern. And yet, one name continues to stand out: JPMorgan. The bank which has been most prominent among the list of "suicided" bankers notched one more casualty over the weekend when "a JPMorgan Chase & Co. employee strangled and stabbed his wife to death before turning the knife on himself, according to police who are treating the couple’s death in Bergen County, New Jersey as a murder-suicide."
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Nut job conspiracy ping. Another banker bites the dust.
Old bankers never die.
They just lose interest.
Its that crazy mind control device the Illuminati’s been letting Obama use on Congress and SCOTUS the last 6 years. That would explain much...
How do you stab yourself to death?
Choke your wife then stab yourself.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to stab your wife then hang yourself?
Something is too weird here.
Experience has taught us that there is good reason to question the agenda of those who seem to not understand the consequences of forever tinkering with whatever irritates them.
It is still more believable than the one—I think in Denver—who allegedly (officially is probably more accurate) shot himself in the head with a nail gun something like seven times.
Never heard of suicide by stabbing yourself in the heart. Not too reliable a way to off yourself, I would think.
Just looking at that guy, he looks like slime, personified.
You’d think he could have bought a better looking wife.
Disclaimer: I have a lower opinion of bankers/’finance people’ than lawyers and used car salesmen....
(they’re about even with politicians on my respectability scale lol)
“It is still more believable than the one—I think in Denver—who allegedly (officially is probably more accurate) shot himself in the head with a nail gun something like seven times.”
One of my all time favorites.
“Tabacchi was an associate for JPMorgan in its global custody product unit.”
In other words, he was a 601 or a 602, earning $60-90K.
“Specialties: Excel and VBA is my bread and butter, I am very good and creative with data manipulation and reporting and can leverage my business knowledge to provide senior managers what is needed before asked to do so. I am also proficient with the remaining Microsoft office products (Word, Access, PowerPoint, and SharePoint).”
In other words, he was a flunky who prepared presentations for the real managers to show at meetings. This is not really surprising, he was 27 years old, and probably just started working a real job.
Let us know when a Rockefeller a Rothschild or a Windsor commits suicide
You mean other than the fact it's obvious it was a professional 'hit' ?
“You’d think he could have bought a better looking wife...”
Bought? Um.. what?!
where is that money change thingy that was supposed to occur Jan 1 or something like that?
Is there a separate list for these?
Young ones, however...that's another story.
Which makes it harder to explain a suicide.
He was married to a woman 41 years old. He may have had all kinds of problems.
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