Come to Monmouth County jail and I'll show you the visitors. Harassing the guards, slowing up the lines to get into the visitor center by cursing at cops and generally behaving badly. Not to mention they seem to have bugs.
I can't imagine any possible scenario that would ever induce me to travel in or near New Jersey!
Lest you think me a snob of some sort, I also don't foresee any potential future need to travel more than 10 miles north of I-10.
Oddly enough, that self decided personal boundary line also keeps me away from Washington Parrish.
Now if I could only come up with a way to control the invasion routes....