[SunkenCiv]

I thought “Deflatriots” was funny, but the “balls” joke was the killer. :’)

[Gargantua]

The "Genius In A Hoodie" jams another one up the NFL's greasey crease. If the League fined Belicheck $500K for "Spygate," and their fine for ball tampering is $25K, this is proof positive of just how seriously (not!) the League takes the infraction.

Now that Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers has admitted that he tampers with his footballs (outside of NFL spec, by his own admission), and now that Brad Johnson (QB for the Tampa Bay Bucs) has admitted to bribing NFL personnel $7,500 to fix all 100 Super Bowl game balls to his specifications (yes, Tampa won that tainted Super Bowl...) it's pretty clear that this "ball customizing" by QB's is Standard Operational Procedure.

The NFL's biggest screw-up here is having let their hatred for the Patriots cause them to open this Pandora's Box on the entire League 2 weeks before the Super Bowl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAH! The douchebags. Now they can writhe in the bed they made while Bill and Tom's Exceptional Adventure reels in yet another Lombardi Trophy.