[mylife]

The big fat chatty Kathy lady with the moose hat on her head that wants me to read my book to her.

[Hot Tabasco]

And the 250 lb. special needs 14 year old kid with two bags of potato chips and hand cream that he uses to lather up his arms and hands following consumption of chips,

seated and crammed next to you for almost two hours until the stewardess finally notices your discomfort and removes the kid and takes him up into the first class section.........leaving you to wonder what the F'k you did to deserve that treatment.........