Now Trending on Twitter: # Five Words To Ruin A Date

Twitter ^ | 1/13/15 | Tweets

[Nachum]

Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .

It was too good not to share.

Here are some of the ones getting around..

FiveWordsToRuinADate

I'm excited about Mike Huckabee

It's about ethics in journalism

Biden is a brilliant man

You dislike my Obama mask?

That Obama sure is brave!

I am a smart liberal

I really love David Hasselhoff

You about a size 14?

You're adam's apple is huge

I want Nader in 2016.

But Ben, what about Benghazi

Ever bury a body before?

Can we make this quick?'

I miss good Prison Food

Sorry, that fart was mine

Have you even TRIED Muskrat?

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And one of my personal favorites..

this steak? from the dumpster

[alexander_busek]

"Wanna big family, too?"

Regards,

[Yaelle]

My son is slightly autistic.

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And this is funny how?

[cicero2k]

My son is slightly autistic.
And this is funny how?

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No it is not funny.

These five words would scare off most potential dates, sadly.

[bobby.223]

Were you, (Sniff-Sniff), just at the Fish Market?

[stilloftyhenight]

I’m a female trapped in a man’s body.

[CodeToad]

“Are you an easy liberal?”

“I just wanna get laid.”

“You admit voting for Obama?”

“Can I see your sister?”

“No, Really, I like pimples.”

[trebb]

You look like my ex

[newfreep]

Rats are always named "Ben" or "Willard"...

[IYAS9YAS]

Here’s my probation officer now...